Q: What is a Jamaican person’s favourite Game of Thrones character?
A: Aemon Targaryen.
Q: What kind of bees live in the North?
A: The Wallabees.
Q: What do you call a chart that shows what wildlings and cannibals have in common?
A: A Thenn diagram.
Q: Where did the hound go to fix his broken ear?
A: The Earie.
Q: What was Jaime Lannister’s favourite show growing up?
A: All in the Family
Q: How is Oberyn Martell like a writing desk?
A: They both get to fuck whoever they want.
A: Well, to be fair, a writing desk never wanted to fuck anyone.
Q: What famous actor does Jaime Lannister envy?
A: Handy Patinkin.
Q: What is the name of the Starks’ upcoming Christmas special?
A: I’m Dreaming of a Red Christmas.
Q: What do you call it when the King of Westeros chucks a domestic appliance out the window?
A: The Iron Thrown.
Q: What is Jon Snow’s favourite Pixar movie?
A: The Wall-E.